Favourite British cheese (of the edible variety)

From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)24 Jun 2003 14:48
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 5 of 100
I eat mostly Cheddar, mild English or Irish.
I can't eat much of the strong stuff, it makes me feel unwell. :S

Sometimes I have Dairylea triangles... dunno if that comes on the list anywhere.

And the plastic slices are perfect for going on picnics and things... just throw a piece inside a roll and it doesn't go all sweat like normal cheese does. :D
From: Gobfounded (YVE)24 Jun 2003 14:49
To: LordPaul 6 of 100
I decided the poll would simply get too big if I included foreign cheeses. It would also make the slection even mor diverse in character and make it really hard to choose between them. I love gouda, for instance for sheer smooth texture and munchiness, but there's no way I could choose between that and a good strong, nutty nibbly parmaggiano reggiano which I would eat in a totally different way.
From: Gobfounded (YVE)24 Jun 2003 14:55
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 7 of 100
I included mild cheddar for people with delicate tastebuds/an indisposition to fart uncontrollably after anything vaguely pungent and because it is definitely distinct from stronger cheddars (there's actually considered to be 6 varieties of cheddar, based on maturity and manufacturing method, but I kept it simple). If it wasn't for wibbly, I'd be less sympathetic, but he recoils at some of my less conventional cheese purchases and seems a litle grateful that I have to choose more carefully in my current condition.

Much as I like the stuff, I don't count cheese spread as cheese, though, as strictly, it is at best cheese mixed with other products such as butter and vegetable fat - as are cheese food slices, addictive as they might be, despite their blandness. At worst, not one portion of it has been cultured, as cheese has.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)24 Jun 2003 14:59
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 8 of 100
Oooh, I can use the excuse "delicate tastebuds" for why I hardly eat anything... it sounds far better than "fussy eater". :D
From: koswix24 Jun 2003 15:02
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 9 of 100
Cheap cheese is normaly about 40% fat. Good cheese is normaly closer to 65%.

ANyway, favourite brittish made cheese has to be either the Lanark Blue or Cornish Yarg.
From: koswix24 Jun 2003 15:04
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 10 of 100
Correct, Mull of Kintyre cheddar is damn fine, as is Orkney Cheddar.

THing is, the Mull of Kintyre looks like a big penis and so it takes a brave man to eat the cheese....

From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)24 Jun 2003 15:10
To: koswix 11 of 100
>>applause<< for getting a map of it with a "riding center" caption.

It might look like a big penis, but it's quite a nice part of the world.
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)24 Jun 2003 15:11
To: koswix 12 of 100
>>orders smoked sausage supper with Mull of Kintyre cheese<<
From: koswix24 Jun 2003 15:12
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 13 of 100
There was a girl at my school who had to go to the hospital to get a smoked sausage removed.
From: Gobfounded (YVE)24 Jun 2003 15:31
To: koswix 14 of 100
Nope - that all depends on the variety.
From: Mouse24 Jun 2003 15:48
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 15 of 100
Excellent thread madame <aproves>
From: Gobfounded (YVE)24 Jun 2003 15:57
To: Mouse 16 of 100
I noticed there had been a lot of cheese talk, lately - and i was bored.
From: koswix24 Jun 2003 16:10
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 17 of 100
as a rule though, cheaper/less tasty cheese has a lower fat content.
From: Manthorp24 Jun 2003 16:40
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 18 of 100
A mature blue Stilton is my greatest passion, but if you'll admit Eurocheeses, then I do like to nibble on a piece of fresh Parmesan every now and then. And good Roquefort is a delight. As is a mature, pongy Brie de Mieux.

<wants cheese>
From: Gobfounded (YVE)24 Jun 2003 18:07
To: koswix 19 of 100
Nope.

Cheese that is tastier for its variety has been matured longer, under more controlled conditions.

Cream cheese is very high fat and that's hardly all that tasty. Then again, even a really strong cheddar or double gloucester is only about 35% fat.
From: Cyril (TEHFISH)24 Jun 2003 18:16
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 20 of 100
wheres the 'i don't like cheese' option? :$
From: Mouse24 Jun 2003 18:17
To: ALL21 of 100
GET HIM"!!¬¬

<pitchfork>

<lynch>
From: Mal (BAD)24 Jun 2003 18:18
To: Cyril (TEHFISH) 22 of 100
Dunno, but I don't like cheese much either (unless its on a good meaty pizza)
From: koswix24 Jun 2003 18:34
To: Manthorp 23 of 100
If you liek Roquefort you'd love Lanark Blue (out of season at the moment, though :()

Oh, and it's "Meaux". I'm quite partial to Maddame Donge's. (Yes John)
From: koswix24 Jun 2003 18:35
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 24 of 100
OK, let me rephrase what I said. All my favourite cheeses have reletivly high fat contents (except Brie, which is normaly around 45%.)


And I am well aware of the processes involved in cheese making.