(hug)

He's just jealous because he doesn't have a pet hat like the rest of us...

(bounce)

I think it's the natural progressive step up from owning a rock. 

I wonder if people who actually /do/ have a pet rock impose any sort of limits on size. 

Does it have to fit in a drawer/room/house/garden? Or could someone adopt something like Uluru if so inclined?




 

Anyone who wants to be right would agree that Uluru is a land formation made out of rock, but is not a rock.

Also, if you can't take an entity home with you, claiming it as your pet would sit somewhere on a scale between inaccurate and meaningless.

I believe there's a whole bunch of people who have been owning Uluru for quite a while, now. They're the ones who have stopped people climbing all over it. Presumably it's rude to climb on a pet rock.

Does pet concrete count? I have a lump of pet concrete from when my office building of many years was bulldozed last year. Nothing wrong with the building, it was torn down because of the oil downturn in Aberdeen and to avoid business rates on an empty building after the company I contracted at relocated. :(

I'm so sorry, but this is a thing.