All I remember is thinking, 'This is the dullest movie ever made.'

Oh right, we didn't watch past 10-minutes.

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Well, at least you learned how not to get out of speeding tickets.

The last speeding ticket I got was in 1985. 40mph in a 25mph zone @ 2am, deserted streets. I didn't get out of it.

I did get out of a speeding ticket because my wife was driving. But she wasn't drunk and didn't land the car in a river.

" because my wife was driving "

HaHa! Clever.  ;-)

She was 6 mph over the speed limit coming home after picking her parents up at the airport. Didn't see the speed camera. I wasn't in the car but initially I got the ticket because the car was registered in my name. She fessed up.

Incidentally, that excuse has ended political careers over here and got people spending a few months behind bars. Chris Huhne (lib dem) did 2 months of an 8 month sentence for lying about his wife driving (so did she). She spilled the beans after an acrimonious separation. Labour candidate Fiona Onasanya was expelled from the party and given 3 months inside for claiming her "tenant" had driven her car when it was caught by a radar camera. Police established that he wasn't even in the country at the time.