Something that makes my (partly accidental) quest for a decent video copy of Diva seem almost sensible.

No, that's unfair. A fine piece of work. How were the photographs acquired?

Thanks. I'm developing a taste for horrid typefaces.

 :-O~~~ Sensible ain't in my vocabulary!

Ah, just saw the second part... they're all my photographs scanned from the negatives, most didn't go through a Noritsu originally, maybe some of the older ones did (AFAIK). False advertising, eh?