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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)29 Feb 2020 00:39
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 71 of 91
42549.71 In reply to 42549.68
Well, funny you should say that... :S

Whilst it was a hypothetical situation, it turns out fate has decided my near future will indeed involve packing light and surviving in a tent surrounded by sand and trees, for more than one day.

Ok, so it's not on an island, and apparently there's a nearby village supermarket which may or not make food simple, but I still have to figure out a sleeping bag and whatever the fuck else I'm going to need, whilst hoping the "tent" actually turns out to be sticks or bricks and containing appliances...

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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)29 Feb 2020 14:50
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 72 of 91
42549.72 In reply to 42549.71
Flooded out?
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From: graphitone29 Feb 2020 21:23
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 73 of 91
42549.73 In reply to 42549.71
You're off on holiday, possibly camping, but hoping for a hotel?
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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 1 Mar 2020 00:34
To: graphitone 74 of 91
42549.74 In reply to 42549.73
Hotel, chalet, B&B, caravan... any of those would be fantastic.

Trying to remember my last time in a tent... some time last millennium, but nothing's coming back to me...

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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 1 Mar 2020 21:00
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 75 of 91
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https://www.tripadvisor.com/
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From: koswix 1 Mar 2020 23:07
To: Lucy (X3N0PH0N) 76 of 91
42549.76 In reply to 42549.21
Don't waste the money on a fleshlight, you can do some pretty freaky stuff with a coconut. 
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From: koswix 1 Mar 2020 23:08
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 77 of 91
42549.77 In reply to 42549.1
A coconut opener and a set of torx security screw drivers. 
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 2 Mar 2020 00:52
To: koswix 78 of 91
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Isn't a coconut opener just a big ass machete?
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From: Lucy (X3N0PH0N) 2 Mar 2020 10:27
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 79 of 91
42549.79 In reply to 42549.78
Not if you want to fuck it. Depending on your penis, I guess,
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 2 Mar 2020 11:33
To: Lucy (X3N0PH0N) 80 of 91
42549.80 In reply to 42549.79
I don't.
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From: koswix 5 Mar 2020 20:45
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 81 of 91
42549.81 In reply to 42549.78
Depends, is that different to a normal machete?
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 5 Mar 2020 20:57
To: koswix 82 of 91
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There is no "normal" machete

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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 5 Mar 2020 23:48
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 83 of 91
42549.83 In reply to 42549.82
I don't think I want his ass on my coconuts.
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From: koswix16 Mar 2020 20:57
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 84 of 91
42549.84 In reply to 42549.1
So was this thread actually your coronavirus planning brainstorm, then?
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From: graphitone16 Mar 2020 21:10
To: koswix 85 of 91
42549.85 In reply to 42549.84
He's a clever boy in't he?
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From: koswix16 Mar 2020 21:13
To: graphitone 86 of 91
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Not that clever - the quarantine is 84 days + and he's only planned for 64!
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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)16 Mar 2020 22:58
To: koswix 87 of 91
42549.87 In reply to 42549.84
Nobody listed soap... :/
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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)16 Mar 2020 22:59
To: koswix 88 of 91
42549.88 In reply to 42549.86
What's 84 days?
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From: koswix27 Mar 2020 11:07
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 89 of 91
42549.89 In reply to 42549.88
12x7.
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From: koswix27 Mar 2020 11:09
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 90 of 91
42549.90 In reply to 42549.87
Well you said shopping list, I've already got plenty soap etc at home that I'd fill my washbag with.
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