Sounds like the perfect opportunity to offshore it to the cheapest team of underskilled front-end developers they can find, who will proceed to build it in whatever the current five favourite JavaScript frameworks are. :P
:-((
Well obviously you switch from Mumbaikars to Romanians - they have paler skin, closer accents, less alien names, and of course it wont be long now until Romania is a full EU member making travel even easier...
What happens if there's another hung parliament but nobody can build enough support to make a coalition?
I'd love it if the country united behind writing "Fuck off all of you" across the boxes and the majority was spoilt ballots.
Out of those, three are definitely arseholes, but I don't think I've ever heard of Rory Stewart, who seems to be a curious character.
He seems to want to focus on rural areas and communities, and doesn't mention any contentious policies.
But at the same time can you trust anyone who chose such a shit photographer for his "look at me being prime-ministerial" photo...?