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From: koswix12 May 2017 18:26
To: ALL1 of 12
Just click this link and run this totally safe file, Mr Doctor.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05/12/nhs_hospital_shut_down_due_to_cyber_attack/

We've narrowed down the suspects that fell for the email as either Ant's other half, or Ken's Swedish lover, Sven.
From: ANT_THOMAS12 May 2017 20:54
To: koswix 2 of 12
Her computer was one of the last to go. Sounds like it's a global fuck up now!
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)12 May 2017 21:08
To: koswix 3 of 12
Gotta say this makes bitcoin look all fucked up.
From: koswix12 May 2017 21:16
To: ANT_THOMAS 4 of 12
So you're saying it was Ken's Sven?
From: koswix12 May 2017 21:18
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 5 of 12
Could just as easily* be a bank account in the Caymans.


*OK not quite as easily, but bitcoin isn't the cause of this shit, just a method of collecting the cash.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)12 May 2017 21:38
To: koswix 6 of 12
Dollars to donuts the perps are in Russia. Or Canada.
EDITED: 12 May 2017 21:40 by DSMITHHFX
From: ANT_THOMAS12 May 2017 21:46
To: koswix 7 of 12
Definitely.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)15 May 2017 13:45
To: ALL8 of 12
If anyone needs it, you can get a patch for it here:

http://www.catalog.update.microsoft.com/Search.aspx?q=KB4012598

(just applied to a work craptop, will probly do my xp game machine at home tonight)
From: ANT_THOMAS15 May 2017 15:35
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 9 of 12
Another reason to ditch XP Smithy.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)15 May 2017 15:44
To: ANT_THOMAS 10 of 12
After a shiny new patch? I don't think so.


Edit: If it's good enuf for the USAF and the NHS...
EDITED: 15 May 2017 15:49 by DSMITHHFX
From: ANT_THOMAS15 May 2017 17:17
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 11 of 12
Who are paying for extended support.... Well, not the NHS apparently.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)15 May 2017 18:07
To: ANT_THOMAS 12 of 12
Weren't they told to get the free patch when it was released a month ago? (there's even one for embedded xp).