RTS me do

From: koswix 2 Feb 2017 23:52
To: Linn (INDYLS) 44 of 63
I'm not sure.

One of my colonists went berserk and started setting fires. I arrested her and put her in jail. Normally I can execute/release/try and recruit prisoners, but my guys just seem.to.be ignoring her. Might just be a glitch, a few other things stopped working right too. Hopefully it'll have fixed itself when I play again.
From: koswix 6 Feb 2017 22:14
To: ALL45 of 63
FFS, one of my muffalos has got a drug addiction.
From: graphitone 7 Feb 2017 21:34
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 46 of 63
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 7 Feb 2017 22:09
To: graphitone 47 of 63
EDITED: 7 Feb 2017 22:10 by DSMITHHFX
From: Manthorp 8 Feb 2017 00:34
To: graphitone 48 of 63
SimTunes was my passion. A brilliant, joyous creative toy.  Supplanted eventually by William Latham's Organic Art, which I still spark up occasionally.
From: koswix 8 Feb 2017 01:28
To: Manthorp 49 of 63
Was that the one where you got to play as a cough sweet?
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 9 Feb 2017 17:49
To: koswix 50 of 63
Imagine my disappointment when instead of getting me SimTunes for Christmas like I'd asked for, my granny got me an add-on pack for Astragon's Fishing Simulator which added extra companions to the game, but I didn't have the game in the first place, so there was no need for Fisherman's Friends.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 9 Feb 2017 18:13
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 51 of 63
What'd they do, drink beer and belittle your tackle?
From: koswix 9 Feb 2017 23:37
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 52 of 63
From what I heard, Fiserman's Friends enlarge his tackle.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)10 Feb 2017 02:06
To: koswix 53 of 63
Ok. Where do I buy this?
From: koswix10 Feb 2017 09:39
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 54 of 63
Houses of ill repute, especially those around harbour areas.
From: koswix10 Feb 2017 15:51
To: ALL55 of 63
Must be a head chef.

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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)10 Feb 2017 17:08
To: koswix 56 of 63
You should rename him after that potty-mouthed screamer in Hell's Kitchen.
From: koswix10 Feb 2017 18:38
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 57 of 63
I... Don't know what that is. The area of new york? Dare devil?
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)10 Feb 2017 20:31
To: koswix 58 of 63
Gordon Ramsay's surreality tv show in which he screams incessantly at chef wannabes until they have nervous breakdowns. Entertaining!
EDITED: 10 Feb 2017 20:33 by DSMITHHFX
From: koswix10 Feb 2017 21:06
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 59 of 63
Ah. Ramsay. He's the ginger Scottish twat one, right?
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)10 Feb 2017 22:10
To: koswix 60 of 63
EDITED: 10 Feb 2017 22:14 by DSMITHHFX
From: graphitone10 Feb 2017 23:01
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 61 of 63
 :'-D 
From: Manthorp11 Feb 2017 16:56
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 62 of 63
Poem about Gordon Ramsey going soft in his old age:

That ginger has gone chicken.
He no longer is an asshole.
From: koswix11 Apr 2017 20:42
To: ALL63 of 63
Still playing Rimworld.

Just had the most ridiculous raid, something of a comedy of errors.

2 Raiders turned up, being 'smart' sappers they started digging at a random mountain on the other side of the map from my base (biggest map size). While digging, they started social fighting and seriously injured each other.

Then an alpha beaver went mad and started attacking them, killing them both. The alpha beaver didn't get off lightly though, and died 2 hours later of blood loss, just as it got near my base, then one of my huskies dutifully took it into the freezer :'D