http://wayback.archive.org/web/20160328171909/http://store.steampowered.com/app/445730/

I almost believed this, then I saw the release date. :C
Damned indie games, bringing my expectations down...

http://mashable.com/2016/01/26/paint-drying-film-protest/

"no material likely to offend or harm"

http://www.environmentalhealthnews.org/ehs/news/glycol-ethers-and-allergies

I'm mad Steam took it down! :?

It Was a security pro, demonstrating a vulnerability in the green light Dev channel on steam, apparently he'd advised steam of the issue months ago and they hadn't patched so he forced the issue, which is why it was pulled so quickly.

https://medium.com/swlh/watch-paint-dry-how-i-got-a-game-on-the-steam-store-without-anyone-from-valve-ever-looking-at-it-2e476858c753#.lbxcmz8rj

Yeah I know. The gaming universe would be better if it had more like this. Something to balance out CoD.

Exclusive: royal family considering dramatic Brexit intervention. The Groaner always has the best Poissin d'Avril.http://gu.com/p/4t2em/stw

Pretty poor effort, but worth it for this line (I ALOL'd):

Using outside experts who advised that the intervention would need to be presented by a figure with impeccable European credentials, a strong affinity with the continent and the character to speak out, the family has decided that the move should fronted by Prince Philip.

Subtle. I had read about half way through before I realized it had to be satire.

To be fair there's a lot of interesting games out there without having to resort to shitty joke games.

Gaming has never been more diverse and interesting.