Normal rules, pick three well known people you think will shuffle off in the coming year. Points awarded for death of the xeleb (typo, but I'm keeping it) and a bonus point if you get then cause of death right too. A squillion points deducted if you choose someone I like. Selections must be unique.
My three:
1. Donald Trump. Strangled to death in his sleep by his 'own' hair. Definitely no security services, foreign or otherwise, implicated in any way shape or form. No sir.
3. Nigel Farage. Chokes on a pork scratching, but it in a manly, British way. Could have saved him self if he wanted to but refused to put his beer down as that would have been giving in to muslamistan.
2. Clint Eastwood will pull his pants up over his head and walk into traffic
3. Harrison Ford will attempt unsuccessfully to perform Millenium Falcon-style evasive maneouvers in a small aircraft, after some earthbound brats shine a laser pointer at him
David Hasselhoff - his head exploding after filling with too much ego.
Louis Theroux - shot after wearing a ginger wig while filming a documentary around the streets of Compton. Ginger hair is a terrible insult to those living in Compton. As it is everywhere.
Willie Nelson - Natural causes. Being altogether too awesome is natural causes, right?