...Except Candy Crush. Because Microsoft is just epic when it comes to jumping on bandwagons that have already gone the distance...
They are then bringing in others, including Candy Crush, which has always been shit and yet is still trundling along in its shitness in some quarters so its not really surprising that they'd try and lure people into upgrading by using it.
> Because Microsoft is just epic when it comes to jumping on bandwagons that have already gone the distance...
That really better have been deliberate irony, though I fear it were not and thus you deserve nothing less than a hard slap on the cheeks.
The official Windows upgrade thing says: Solitaire, Minesweeper and Hearts Games that come pre-installed on Windows 7 will be removed as part of installing the Windows 10 upgrade. Microsoft has released our version of Solitaire and Minesweeper called the “Microsoft Solitaire Collection” and “Microsoft Minesweeper”.
Also, Google's suggested search is a bit sinister...
It's definitely not being returned by Google though.
google.com/search?q="And%20they%20are%20coming%20back%20in%20Windows%2010"%20site:blogs.windows.com - no results for the phrase; first result for unquoted version doesn't mention hearts, candy, or coming.
I shouldn't be surprised given how fucking useless Google are, but their incompetence is not usually so directly obvious.