So long, and thanks for all the fish

From: graphitone29 May 2015 10:39
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 12 of 26
An oddball, and I wonder what made him think that the content of the messages he posted here was worth deleting. By that I mean that it had any appreciable content that could've been used in a detrimental way against him.

Maybe the ex-wife's on the rampage and is trying to track him down.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)29 May 2015 11:55
To: graphitone 13 of 26
I wonder what made him think that the content of the messages he posted here was worth writing in the first place.

But he's a harmless old bugger. Unless 'they' know something about him that we don't.
From: graphitone29 May 2015 12:30
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 14 of 26
Good point. However, given that everything on here isn't exactly hallowed text (except Milko's posts of course), it's a bit like a pot shouting racial obscenities at a kettle.

Still it'd be interesting if he could give us a bit of an insight to what's going on, if only to settle my inquisitiveness.

 
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)29 May 2015 12:49
To: graphitone 15 of 26
He already did, but then deleted the post to avoid the scanners.

In a nut(job)shell, he's had problems with several Android phones, and taken them to be replaced/fixed. The staff in the shop have all befallen mysterious and too-coincidental 'accidents' (shades of The Omen?).

53N is now convinced that 'they' are on to him. Possibly a catastrophe of biblical or, even worse, Jerry Bruckheimer proportions is upon us.

Of course, none of this would have happened if he'd got an iPhone in the first place.
From: graphitone29 May 2015 13:34
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 16 of 26
Ah, missed that one.

Were the tragedies that befell the shop assistants due to them having 53's phones and availing themselves of the content on there, thus incurring the Fed's wrath, or had they caught something from handling one of his possessions? He was talking about masturbating up the walls a while back, maybe there's been some backsplash onto his phone and it's caused some illnesses.  T_T
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)29 May 2015 15:48
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 17 of 26
It occurs to me that someone in one of those shops who has a beef (or just a prankster) got his login offa one of those phones...

 =:)  (devil)  :O)
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)29 May 2015 16:15
To: graphitone 18 of 26
I think it was because the shop assistants were helping him with his communications, aiding and abetting his subversive and non-conformist lifestyle. But I'm not sure if 'they' are the Feds, MI5, or the British Cleaners Association.

I hadn't even thought of the backsplash, so thanks for bringing that up (nj). No, really, thank you.
From: graphitone29 May 2015 19:08
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 19 of 26
:T
Message 41492.20 was deleted
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)29 May 2015 20:23
To: graphitone 21 of 26
Et tu?
From: fixrman30 May 2015 11:59
To: JonCooper 22 of 26
Nah, he's quite dialed-in. I think it may be the speedballs... vodka gimlets... or a large brick of Panama Red.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)30 May 2015 15:20
To: fixrman 23 of 26
Morning deletions are a signifier of late night drunk posting.
From: fixrman30 May 2015 18:48
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 24 of 26
He must be going to the sherry parties in Horncastle then.
From: Manthorp 1 Jun 2015 23:55
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 25 of 26
Only known victim of the Kent earthquake.  Ironic, really.
From: graphitone 2 Jun 2015 12:06
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 26 of 26
No, just a double post when my phone went stupid.