Long Range view....

From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 9 Apr 2015 20:24
To: ANT_THOMAS 31 of 35
I have to do Emily's nails too. Fiona cuts them too short (one of Emily's OCD traits is having white at the ends of her nails). And then file, because like her old man, Emily has sensory issues.
EDITED: 9 Apr 2015 20:25 by MR_BASTARD
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)10 Apr 2015 21:06
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 33 of 35
Indeed. I suspect that nail clippers and files are an affectation of the modern white-collared classes, and nipping down to Boots to buy same never occurred to the horny-handed sons of the soil in the Middle Ages. We're all faggots. Except you.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)10 Apr 2015 21:28
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 34 of 35
I have to scratch at tree trunks.

From: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ)29 Apr 2015 16:53
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 35 of 35
Where did you get that picture of my feet?