Dead monk sketch

From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 4 Feb 2015 21:52
To: ALL1 of 4
So, we're all familiar with the dead parrot sketch. With that in mind, comes news of a mummified Buddhist monk who is, according to living, breathing Buddhists not dead but in a deep state of meditation.

But he sure looks dead to me:


He's not dead, he's resting meditating
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 5 Feb 2015 00:24
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 2 of 4
His tan is peeling.
From: fixrman 5 Feb 2015 00:53
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 3 of 4
He needs tea'n a crumpet.
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