I'm pretty sure Ken is immortal. Like Prometheus...
Long after he's ruined his body, his brain will persevere, wired to an arduino.
Who will be his Hercules?
Ken brings fire to the humans in his house using his Raspberry Pi. The feds punish him by chaining him to Katsung's roof and forcing him, using a quadcopter, to eat pork scratchings every day.
After years of trying to find a roofing company he thinks isn't connected to the feds Katsung has his roof repaired. They find Ken on the roof and Kastsung uses his worming ray to free him.
How many times have Hollywood called this evening? That plot's pure gold.
Modern take on Greek mythology. What more could they want? No phone calls yet though. Maybe they still have my old number.
Yeah, you should've let Speilberg know. You know how he gets crotchety when he's left out of the loop.
This is more of a Lynch or Cronenberg project. Bizarre horror comedy rooted in ancient myths and bad behavior.
Wasn't that the remit of The Mummy films? :/
OK, I just filed copyright on "Thor vs. The Mummy".
Ah, so you're the soulless bastard who's responsible for all these Hollywood mash ups. I lay the blame for Freddy Vs Jason squarely at your feet.
What's the Deadwood angle? I can't see it from a cursory glance at that page. But I love me some Deadwood.
It happens when you have kids....
Timothy Elephant as the sherrif. Small western town location. Angry/crazy people on a killing spree. Military plane with bioweapons crashed into water supply.
Kids plural, right? I've only got one of them.
Aha! Well alright then. Good old Angry Tim.
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