Certainly not all of them! When Paul goes I'll be really sad!
No,
this is a letter to Santa.
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Mel Gibson - drunken stupidity fueled by a secret self loathing.
Robert Duvall - Old age.
Damn shame. I like him. Good actor.
Justin Bieber - shot by Canada border patrol trying to get back into Canada.
We don't want him. They don't want him. NOBODY wants him!
His new career is underwear model.
JOE had already chosen Justin Bieber. But I'm liking the confluence.
I think everybody should be allowed to have Bieber if they want.
In the hope of a collective willpower, I'm changing my vote...
Ken: either falling off a roof, chopped up by a quadcopter or electrocuted while trying to wire up the relay to his boiler.
I'm pretty sure Ken is immortal. Like Prometheus...
Long after he's ruined his body, his brain will persevere, wired to an arduino.
Who will be his Hercules?
Ken brings fire to the humans in his house using his Raspberry Pi. The feds punish him by chaining him to Katsung's roof and forcing him, using a quadcopter, to eat pork scratchings every day.
After years of trying to find a roofing company he thinks isn't connected to the feds Katsung has his roof repaired. They find Ken on the roof and Kastsung uses his worming ray to free him.
How many times have Hollywood called this evening? That plot's pure gold.
Modern take on Greek mythology. What more could they want? No phone calls yet though. Maybe they still have my old number.
Yeah, you should've let Speilberg know. You know how he gets crotchety when he's left out of the loop.
This is more of a Lynch or Cronenberg project. Bizarre horror comedy rooted in ancient myths and bad behavior.
Wasn't that the remit of The Mummy films? :/