Teh HNY Thread

From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 1 Jan 2015 18:46
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 18 of 36
But SWATH had Kirsten Stewart, which has gotta count for something in the shit stakes
From: koswix 1 Jan 2015 20:10
To: ANT_THOMAS 19 of 36
>>I don't know how Manchester manages to run the least useful tram network in the world.

You do know I live in Edinburgh, right? Although I suppose you can hardly call ours a "network". Original budget was just over £250m for two complete lines. Current total spend: £1bn for half a line that's projected to never turn a profit.

The half a line they finally settled on basically replaces one bus route. But as the tram doesn't stop in any of the useful places that the bus does, they've had to keep the bus running as well. The council budget is pretty much running on fumes now, every other department and service is being run into the ground to service the interest on the loans for the tram. User fail.
From: ANT_THOMAS 1 Jan 2015 22:02
To: koswix 20 of 36
I should really say least reliable.

Is it Edinburgh that has (or had) half of the main road dug up for years?

With Manchester there isn't a day (and I mean every day, or at least every week day) that there isn't an issue on one of the lines. Broken down tram, points failure, general delays, random other issue.

I think it's a poorly designed system due to there being basically a single line that all trams have to pass through. Or at least it was until very recently. One issue at certain places and it ruins the whole system.
From: koswix 1 Jan 2015 22:56
To: ANT_THOMAS 22 of 36
Yup it was. One major street in particular (Leith Walk) was dug up for over a year, and then they decided to cancel that part of the line. Lots of small businesses very pissed off about that, with some supposedly going under because of it.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 2 Jan 2015 02:15
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 23 of 36
I would have thought so, but she was actually good in it. Not outstanding, but not too terrible. Same for Chris Hemsworth. Charlize Theron, Ian McShane, Bob Hoskins, Ray Winstone and Toby Jones can't help but be outstanding.
From: Manthorp 2 Jan 2015 13:04
To: ALL24 of 36
Happy New Year to all!  I spent the dying minutes of 2014 drinking champagne & watching Jools with my lovely girlie Charlotte the Harlot.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 2 Jan 2015 20:19
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 25 of 36
Are you on drugs? She was bloody awful (although from I've read of her past work, this was not unexpected). The others were fine, especially McShane and Theron.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 2 Jan 2015 22:46
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 26 of 36
She wasn't Jennifer Aniston bad.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 3 Jan 2015 02:18
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 27 of 36
I think she was worse
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 3 Jan 2015 02:28
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 28 of 36
Well, you also dislike Eva Green, the most talented and ravishing creature G_d gave us. So there's that.
EDITED: 3 Jan 2015 02:36 by DSMITHHFX
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 3 Jan 2015 12:20
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 29 of 36
Now I want to know the name of your dealer
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 3 Jan 2015 13:27
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 30 of 36
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)10 Jan 2015 01:55
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 31 of 36
Jennifer can be as bad as she wants! (yj)
From: fixrman10 Jan 2015 14:00
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 32 of 36
Horrid, even. Witchy.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)10 Jan 2015 14:14
To: fixrman 33 of 36
But sooo good looking!
From: fixrman10 Jan 2015 15:17
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 34 of 36
I'd like to be with her when she is horrid and witchy. In her dungeon. My, isn't it warm in here?
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)10 Jan 2015 15:18
To: fixrman 35 of 36
I see!   (devil)
From: fixrman10 Jan 2015 16:07
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 36 of 36
(YJ)