Can anyone tell me why PHP isn't listening to this line break?  I'm about to fucking show it how I deal with shit software!  Fucking simple shit that gets ignorant is not cool!

Here is the code on my server.

<?php
$current_reading = @exec('uptime');
preg_match("/averages?: ([0-9\.]+),[\s]+([0-9\.]+),[\s]+([0-9\.]+)/", $current_reading, $averages); 
$uptime = explode(' up ', $current_reading);
$uptime = explode(',', $uptime[1]);
$uptime = $uptime[0].', ' . $uptime[1];
$data = "Server Load Averages $averages[1], $averages[2], $averages[3]\n";
$data .= "Server Uptime $uptime";
echo $data; 
?>

The default content type is html so either replace the \n with a <br> or send a text/plain header.

I swear I tried that without success, but fuck me if it didn't work this time!

(hug)

Thanks buddy!

<3

That's what we're here for! There's no 'I' in 'team'.

That's why I love you guys!

And I was a good boy this time.  I tried really hard to figure it out before posting so that I didn't have another aborted post on my hands!

But there is in prostitute.

You're in a prostitute? Does your wife know?

Incidentally, according the BBC, 11% of UK men pay for sex. the rest please themselves.

Yup, right now. Do you think I should tell her?

Yes. Honesty is always the best policy.

But there is a u in cunt.

Your wife, or the prostitute?  The prostitute is probably aware that you are.

You would think so but she doesn't seem to have noticed yet. Am I doing something wrong?

Try using a living one.

I suppose that could make a difference. I'll give it a go next time.

Your mind works in ways that are strange and alien to me.

We keep a few around the garden to keep the slugs and snails in check, but I wouldn't touch a dead one.

Don't feel bad, we can't all be insanely brilliant geniuses.

I'll leave the insanity to you. :J

Oh and the whores. You're welcome to their pestilence.