Makes me ANGRY
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)28 Aug 2014 15:47
To: milko
9 of 48
If you can wait a month, we might be in a position to ask the Scottish government if they can help. Stands to reason it'd be a good shout, what with the expertise in cloning*, odd animals** and miniaturisation*** we have in Scotland.
*Dolly the Sheep
**Haggis, Nessie, Dolly the Sheep
***Ronnie Corbett
*Dolly the Sheep
**Haggis, Nessie, Dolly the Sheep
***Ronnie Corbett
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From: koswix28 Aug 2014 16:01
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)
10 of 48
But then they'd all be sleekit and timorous.
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From: milko28 Aug 2014 18:15
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)
11 of 48
Didn't your Scottish miniaturisation experiments lead to that whole Krankies thing? I would've thought it strictly verboten since that happened.
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From: ANT_THOMAS28 Aug 2014 18:42
To: milko
Mouse
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Mouse seems to be doing some sort of experiment. Just not sure if it's miniaturisation or giganticising (that's now a word).
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From: milko28 Aug 2014 22:45
To: ANT_THOMAS
Mouse
Mouse (MOUSE23)
13 of 48
Good point! Mouse, get some animals into this experiment!
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From: Lucy (X3N0PH0N)29 Aug 2014 04:36
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)
14 of 48
And Shetland ponies!
Sounds like a plan. You need to start campaigning for 'Yes'.
Sounds like a plan. You need to start campaigning for 'Yes'.
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From: Manthorp29 Aug 2014 09:07
To: Lucy (X3N0PH0N)
15 of 48
Ponies are effete affectations of the bourgoisie. Political correctness gone mad. We want mini-dinosaurs and we cannot lie.
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From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)29 Aug 2014 09:30
To: Lucy (X3N0PH0N)
16 of 48
I'll ask everyone I know to vote Yes because I want miniature dinosaurs. (Rather than asking them to vote Yes because I believe it's an opportunity for a more progressive and socially democratic nation which better suits the needs of the people, like I've been doing just now).
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From: Lucy (X3N0PH0N)29 Aug 2014 10:27
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)
17 of 48
I am entirely for 'Yes' for all of the reasons you said. Unfortunately you'll saddle us with a permanent Tory government. So fuck you.
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From: ANT_THOMAS29 Aug 2014 10:28
To: Lucy (X3N0PH0N)
18 of 48
That's my issue with this independence thing. Love them to vote Yes for their own benefit but it fucks us when it comes to our parliament.
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From: Lucy (X3N0PH0N)29 Aug 2014 10:29
To: ANT_THOMAS
19 of 48
Still, it'll be our own fault. Referendum for Northern independence tbh.
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From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)29 Aug 2014 10:55
To: Lucy (X3N0PH0N)
20 of 48
Yeah, sorry about that. Unfortunately, I think you'll get a Tory government regardless of what happens in Scotland.
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)29 Aug 2014 11:37
To: Lucy (X3N0PH0N)
21 of 48
Makes me wonder why the hell Cameron is opposing independence from the whinging Scots. Surely it would help the Tories.
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)29 Aug 2014 11:41
To: Manthorp
22 of 48
quote: Manthorp
Ponies are effete affectations of the bourgoisie.
Ahhhh...small enough for you?
Just need to hope SimonR does stop by for a perve.
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From: Lucy (X3N0PH0N)29 Aug 2014 11:42
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)
23 of 48
Might personally secede and join Scotland.
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From: koswix29 Aug 2014 17:26
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)
24 of 48
You'll probably find that more effective.
Personally I'm voting yes just so that Andy Murray can be Scottish when he wins, too.
Personally I'm voting yes just so that Andy Murray can be Scottish when he wins, too.
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From: koswix29 Aug 2014 17:27
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
25 of 48
Because he needs the income from Scotland. And all his mates need the oil contracts.
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From: Manthorp29 Aug 2014 17:31
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
26 of 48
Hang it from the lamp-post! Or send it to plough (yj) on a collective farm.
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)29 Aug 2014 17:32
To: koswix
27 of 48
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