It's Mouse. He hides lerrrrrrve poetry inside guitars that the boyz are giving to the Layyydeees and seduces them with his louche ways and hippy hair. I have stuck to illiterate girlfriends with no musical aspirations* and so far, so good.
*and anything sentient, or at least with some of the signs of life.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)11 Aug 2014 18:43