Was amused to read that with Jack White (one of those youngsters I've never even heard) sporting cheap, mail-order guitars they are now regarded as collectors items on eBay and priced accordingly
It's Mouse. He hides lerrrrrrve poetry inside guitars that the boyz are giving to the Layyydeees and seduces them with his louche ways and hippy hair. I have stuck to illiterate girlfriends with no musical aspirations* and so far, so good.
*and anything sentient, or at least with some of the signs of life.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)11 Aug 2014 18:43