I got a few pages in and these guys really are fucking annoying twats... if it was anyone other than you asking I would have stopped reading by now. :/
Fortunately, it's a lot easier to skip text than voice - for the benefit of others, jump straight to page 7* and you wont miss anything important.
*(For the text or html formats, searching for "smart guy" will take you to where page 7 is.)
That's still safe to say, right? I'm not going to wake up to find black helicopters hovering outside the window and Gunther Hermann banging on my door...? :/
Also, why is there no SSL setup for Teh. Can just use a self-signed certificate to get the TLS benefits, right?