Too Fucking Cold Bro!

From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)23 Jan 2013 22:06
To: ALL1 of 52
It's been hovering between 0 and 10 degress F here for the past three days. (-17 thru -10). My water pipes have frozen between the house and garage, they supply water to my washing machine.  It's under the house/ground that this has happened and I can't find/get to the frozen area.  I fucking hate winter so bad.  Fuck winter and fuck frozen pipes. And fuck me!
From: JonCooper23 Jan 2013 22:18
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2 of 52
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)23 Jan 2013 22:19
To: JonCooper 3 of 52
haha, what is that?  I have some insulation that goes around pipes, but it won't help because the pipes are in the /ground/!!
From: graphitone23 Jan 2013 23:10
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 4 of 52
I think you may have buy another tool. Guns aren't going to cut it with this one. :J

Maybe you could encourage moles to sleep around the pipes and insulate them.
EDITED: 23 Jan 2013 23:11 by GRAPHITONE
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)24 Jan 2013 14:20
To: graphitone 5 of 52
Maybe I can stuff the kids in a hole somewhere and see if they can find the frozen area!
From: graphitone24 Jan 2013 14:41
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 6 of 52
If only there was some sort of a tool that made holes in things quickly and easily. :?
From: Chris (CHRISSS)24 Jan 2013 14:59
To: graphitone 7 of 52
Assault rifle or bazooka?
From: graphitone24 Jan 2013 16:14
To: Chris (CHRISSS) 8 of 52


:-Y
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)24 Jan 2013 21:14
To: graphitone 9 of 52
Oh, so I should just go drag my cannon out.  Why didn't you say so?

Actually it got a balmy 14 degrees outside today and the pipes began to put forth water.  So, unless it gets nut chillingly cold again we are back in business!
From: graphitone24 Jan 2013 21:55
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 10 of 52
Is that 14 degrees fahrenheit or celsius? 'Cos if it's the latter, that's some bonkers-shit weather you've got there. You'd feel right at home over here.

To avoid any confusion in the future, kindly express your temperatures in a layman pleasing Kelvin. :-{)
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)24 Jan 2013 22:06
To: graphitone 11 of 52
14F or -10C
From: graphitone24 Jan 2013 22:37
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 12 of 52
You're right, that's positively balmy!

Wasn't there an old axiom that us here in Britannia would soon get the weather you've just had on the east coast of US land? If that holds any water I'm not looking forward to freezing over the next few weeks. Our heating can barely cope with the -1 temperatures we've got at the moment.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)24 Jan 2013 22:40
To: graphitone 13 of 52
I dunno, I can kind of see that making sense - ours usually moves west to east.  But this shit if moving north to south from Canada. Those bastards can keep this shit!
From: koswix24 Jan 2013 22:40
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 14 of 52
That's nothing. Less than nothing, in fact. Wuss.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)24 Jan 2013 22:41
To: koswix 15 of 52
:) I'll agree but it's not nothing.  It's fucking cold is what it is.  But I cannot stand winter.
From: koswix24 Jan 2013 22:52
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 16 of 52
I said /less/ than nothing.

-10 < 0, see?





(LOLdead)
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)24 Jan 2013 22:56
To: koswix 17 of 52
Ah math humor.  I hate math, but not as much as winter.
From: koswix24 Jan 2013 23:05
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 18 of 52
quote:
Ah maths humor.  I hate maths, but not as much as I fucking love winter.


There, I fixed that for you.

From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)24 Jan 2013 23:06
To: koswix 19 of 52
You're delusional. 
From: graphitone24 Jan 2013 23:06
To: koswix 20 of 52
quote:
Ah maths humor.  I hate maths, but not as much as I fucking love winter.

*humour, shirley?