Canadian Customs

From: JonCooper 9 Nov 2012 14:04
To: ALL1 of 25
fuckin wankers

every time I send anything at all to my daughter in Canada the stupid customs have to get involved and cause unnecessary delays

usually based on some numpty making a personal 'judgement call'

previously they didn't like Jaffa-Cakes

now it's "12Kg seems a lot for £30 of baby clothes" (not if they're second-hand)

FFS! just deliver the damn stuff!!!


From: graphitone 9 Nov 2012 14:17
To: JonCooper 2 of 25
quote:
they didn't like Jaffa-Cakes

Just what sort of barbarians are they?

From: Jo (JELLS) 9 Nov 2012 14:28
To: JonCooper 3 of 25
Are they refusing it, or just holding it up?

The Canadian Border Agency Site is a bit confusing, but if what you're sending would mostly fall into the "gift" category, the declared value shouldn't exceed $60, which is (currently) about £37. In the case of second-hand baby clothes, I wouldn't have put any monetary value on it at all.

Anyway, this section of their website may (or may not) be of some help for future mailings.
EDITED: 9 Nov 2012 14:33 by JELLS
From: JonCooper 9 Nov 2012 14:46
To: Jo (JELLS) 4 of 25
thanks, I declared a 'value' of £30, should I just be saying GIFT - no value ?
From: JonCooper 9 Nov 2012 14:47
To: graphitone 5 of 25
I /know/

I would send her more stuff but so much gets held up
and (suspiciously) gets through if you pay a bit more
From: JonCooper 9 Nov 2012 14:52
To: Jo (JELLS) 6 of 25
that link is more useful than anything else I've seen, thanks
guess I just have to send smaller (or lower value) packages in future
makes me mad though, when the shipping cost is more than goods value
From: Jo (JELLS) 9 Nov 2012 15:17
To: JonCooper 7 of 25
Assuming that if you didn't have your daughter to send the baby clothes to, you'd probably just donate them to a thrift shop/charity or something, then yes, I'd put $0, or some really low figure - $10 - essentially meaning that if the parcel got lost, you wouldn't be that upset in terms of the monetary value of the items.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 9 Nov 2012 18:22
To: graphitone 8 of 25
The sort that don't like jaffa cakes.

I don't like jaffa cakes either!
From: graphitone 9 Nov 2012 20:54
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 9 of 25

BARBARIAN!!!

From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 9 Nov 2012 21:12
To: graphitone 10 of 25
Merely well-cultured and refined taste

From: graphitone 9 Nov 2012 21:26
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 11 of 25

I guess my delicate palette has yet to mature. :-{)

From: Manthorp12 Nov 2012 09:49
To: graphitone 12 of 25
Palate!  Barbarian.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)12 Nov 2012 10:12
To: Manthorp 13 of 25
Hello!
From: Manthorp12 Nov 2012 10:19
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 14 of 25
Hello!
From: graphitone12 Nov 2012 11:19
To: Manthorp 15 of 25
Ah, fuck biscuits. That's where an art school education gets you. :C
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)12 Nov 2012 11:24
To: Manthorp 16 of 25
Haven't seen you around much.  And I'd like to say how nice it is to see you now.
From: Manthorp12 Nov 2012 18:05
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 17 of 25
That's most kind of you; it's a delight to see you, as always.

My limited presence has been entirely accidental; a recent rush of work for which, as ever, may the good Lord be praised; an overnight visit to my dear mother in Chipping Campden; a long-promised weekend in Poland with No.s 2 & 3 sons, followed by a weekend with my lovely newish lady friend to her family's pied a terre in France.

Set out like that it sounds like a (rather civilised) riot of self-indulgence, but sadly most of my time has been spent attempting to give a group of arts graduates hope for a professional future in an economic climate which palpably will not sustain 90% of them.
From: Manthorp12 Nov 2012 18:07
To: graphitone 18 of 25
quote:
That's where an art school education gets you.

I refer you to my previous post to the Great White Bastard...
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)12 Nov 2012 19:36
To: Manthorp 19 of 25
quote: Manthorp
give a group of arts graduates hope for a professional future in an economic climate which palpably will not sustain 90% of them.

Au contraire, I think you'll find an almost insatiable need for burger-flippers the length and breadth of the land.

From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)12 Nov 2012 19:37
To: graphitone 20 of 25
quote: graphitone
That's where an art school education gets you. :C

I refer you to my previous post to the Great White Artfag...

EDITED: 12 Nov 2012 19:38 by MR_BASTARD