.NET web dev job in Manc

From: Al 5 Nov 2012 14:59
To: ALL1 of 6
MVC and the like - give me a shout if you're interested. Decent bunch of people and we'll fit the role around you based around skills and experience.
From: ANT_THOMAS 5 Nov 2012 15:01
To: Al 2 of 6
I could do with a new job, but I'm not a dev of the web.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 5 Nov 2012 15:41
To: Al 3 of 6
Could you sweeten the offer a little? Move it to civilisation? Perhaps make it less devvy and webby?
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 5 Nov 2012 19:07
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 4 of 6

He said he can tailor it to you, so what would you like?  Less devvy and webby is pretty vague.

From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 5 Nov 2012 19:11
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 5 of 6
Well, what I really want is no devvy and web by, based in Switzerland.

I'm prepared to compromise for the right employer, which I'm sure Al is, and do a little webby devvy. But none of that Microsoft ho ASP/NET shite, only old-skool opensauce, a little Heinz, and little HP, that sorta thing.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 5 Nov 2012 19:12
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 6 of 6

That sounds pretty reasonable, so I'd say prepare for your new job offer any minute now!