Alan's Psychadelic Earthquake Breakfast

From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 3 Aug 2012 20:15
To: ANT_THOMAS 27 of 392
Something bad. Unless you're the Feds.
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From: JonCooper 3 Aug 2012 21:17
To: ANT_THOMAS 29 of 392
are you any wiser yet?
I still have no clue about any of it
who is using beams to move tectonic plates about?

oh... is it the Jews?
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From: ANT_THOMAS 3 Aug 2012 21:36
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 31 of 392
Beams of what sort?
From: ANT_THOMAS 3 Aug 2012 21:36
To: JonCooper 32 of 392
And no, not a clue either.
From: Dan (HERMAND) 3 Aug 2012 23:02
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 33 of 392
You're absolutely fucking insane.
From: patch 3 Aug 2012 23:30
To: Dan (HERMAND) 34 of 392
I don't know about insane. It's more that he's incapable of answering a direct question with a clear answer. He's just another one of those people that rambles on about something, with plenty of diversions via irrelevant half-sentences, and expects everyone else to understand. They seem to come through here every now and then.
From: Dan (HERMAND) 4 Aug 2012 08:42
To: patch 35 of 392
It's the usual conspiracy nut nonsense and it lets them continue the "Hah, I know something those sheep don't" bullshit.
EDITED: 4 Aug 2012 08:43 by HERMAND
From: Lucy (X3N0PH0N) 4 Aug 2012 08:47
To: patch 36 of 392
I believe he's saying that the Jews, fleeing an atlantis disaster, went on to become the secret world government (and may or may not be human) who are responsible for Sept. 11 and stuff. And that countries around the world move tectonic plates with some sort of beams.

Which is pretty insane. Pleasantly so, aside from the antisemitic stuff.
From: patch 4 Aug 2012 09:14
To: Lucy (X3N0PH0N) 37 of 392

It's a weird thing. As soon as I read the words Jew or Zion (or some variant of them) in that kind of posting, my brain immediately switches off and it's a massive struggle just to read the rest of it. Rants that don't involve those words are much less of a hassle to read.

 

Maybe it's brain control and that's... No. That's too easy. Come up with your own punchline involving Atlantis, heat rays and aeroplanes.

From: Lucy (X3N0PH0N) 4 Aug 2012 09:16
To: patch 38 of 392
Jew.
From: patch 4 Aug 2012 09:29
To: Lucy (X3N0PH0N) 39 of 392
<drools>
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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 4 Aug 2012 12:52
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 41 of 392
Olympics
weird
looking
?
From: Lucy (X3N0PH0N) 4 Aug 2012 13:47
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 42 of 392
Please show me where Beijing admitted this.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 4 Aug 2012 13:52
To: Lucy (X3N0PH0N) 43 of 392
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 4 Aug 2012 13:58
To: Lucy (X3N0PH0N) 44 of 392
The work of the Office is largely aimed at hailstorm prevention or making rain to end droughts;
...
Their technology was also used to create snow on New Year's Day in 1997.
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they were enlisted by the Chinese government to ensure that the 2008 Summer Olympics are free of rain
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Other proposed future uses for induced precipitation include lowering temperatures in summer, in hopes of reducing electricity consumption.
EDITED: 4 Aug 2012 13:59 by BOUGHTONP
From: Lucy (X3N0PH0N) 4 Aug 2012 13:58
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 45 of 392
That's cloud seeding. That's... mild tampering with the weather.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 4 Aug 2012 14:04
To: Lucy (X3N0PH0N) 46 of 392
So you're saying that making sure clouds rain before/after a specific area is not controlling the weather for that area?

Or are you just disappointed because it's not total control, and you wanted to find out they had a magic machine that could muster up a thunderstorm just by pulling a lever?