I noticed it was slow this morning but didn't have time to find out why. Probably Ken using the search engine all the time.

I have to say, it's usually lightning fast. I sometimes press the 'go' button twice because I didn't see it load.

I think it might just be the volume of traffic we sometimes get, as evident by the 30+ visitors that were online at 11am this morning.

Could probably do with some more aggressive caching for guests, that completely avoids the database.

Fook me man. When did I become Teh punching bag?

July 4th, 1776.

Fucking traitor.

I wasn't even born man! Plus, don't be jealous that I'm free and you're slaves! Drink a tea, it will make it all better!

Sins of the fathers, Kenneth.

I guess. And if I have to pay for my fathers then I sure have a lot to pay for. Not that I'm perfect, far from it, but my dad is a fucking mess.

What the fuck are you talking about?

:'-D

 

I think he thinks he's helping. :-&

 

Perhaps we should try and out random him, some sort of spurious word throwing war might confuse him enough to make sense once in a while.

I've never understood people who think everyone is out to get them.

I think maybe he's talking in some kind of code to avoid the man or some shit. He's certainly avoided this man!

Maybe he thinks you /are/ the man? :-O

 

Are you the man, Kenneth, are you?

 

If not - why the hell not?!

I wish. If I were the man I'd use my powers to get a better job!

If I could choose the powers I had bestowed upon me, I'd go for the ability to see through people's clothes, but only to the extent where I'd be able to see what they had in their pockets. I wouldn't want to look any further into the nether regions of the general populace.

That would be a good power to have. I'd want to be able to control the dept of my look. So that I could look at the nether if I so choose to.

I think freezing time would also be a pretty cool power to have!

Only if you can unfreeze time too of course.

Oh yeah, it would be shitty if you couldn't unfreeze it. Good catch!

Anyone remember that (American, I think) TV sitcom from the 80s where a small girl had the power to freeze time? No idea what it was called, but I know the opening credits had someone opening a door into a ladder holding a can of paint, which she duly froze and averted an unholy messy carpet.

Edit - looks like it was called Out of This World.

I don't remember it.