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!Vogue

From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 4 May 2012 09:59
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Vogue magazine has decided only to use models that are not unhealthily stick-thin or below the age of 16.

At last my chance for magazine modelling fame, now the competition from anorexic Lolitas has been removed.

<hoists girth over belt />

 
EDITED: 4 May 2012 10:00 by MR_BASTARD
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From: Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER) 4 May 2012 10:04
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Various publications and model agencies have pledged similar in the past. I'll believe it when it lasts more than the next 2 issues.
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 4 May 2012 10:29
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Your cynicism does not upset me, I still intend to dig out my bikini.

 

Does it matter if my belly flops out more than my tits?

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From: Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER) 4 May 2012 10:50
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If it's hairy: no. If it's smooth: go on a diet you fat fuck.
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 4 May 2012 11:06
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Call us when you look more like this:

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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 4 May 2012 11:24
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Eeeeeeew (puke)

 

I am not having breat reduction simply to look like that.

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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 4 May 2012 11:46
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Liposuction with an industrial vacuum cleaner?
EDITED: 4 May 2012 11:46 by DSMITHHFX
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