Life

From: johngti_mk-ii 5 Jul 2011 12:10
To: ALL1 of 28

Fucking shit isn't it? Generally, that is.

 

Suppose I shouldn't complain really though. My job is the most boring thing I've ever done - been paid to sit around picking my nose and scratch my fat arse all day might sound like fun but it's BORING!!!! Starting a new one in September mind, then I might appreciate some down time... But still. And my boss is an arsehole.

 

And when I finally stop paying maintenance to my ex, I'll actually be able to deal with my debts too. So long as the mortgage rate doesn't go up too much that is...

 

GOD I'M BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(Life isn't really shit - I do have a lot to be thankful for including a wonderful wife and 3 fantastic kids :) Just wish I could finally destroy all of my credit cards!)

 

(Not even sure this qualifies as a rant either) (Apologies)

From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 5 Jul 2011 12:13
To: johngti_mk-ii 2 of 28
(hug)

That was the must insipid half arsed rant I've ever seen. Try again, and this time say it like you mean it. I want to feel the fire of your rage burning like five whole averagely sized suns.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 5 Jul 2011 13:01
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 3 of 28

We really need a whingers corner, for all those wannabe rants. Christ knows, I could fill it up.

 

{{{{John}}}} (nj)

From: johngti_mk-ii 5 Jul 2011 13:07
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 4 of 28

Trouble is I can't really muster up a serious rant. Yes, I'm bored. yes, my boss is an arsehole. Yes, I have to use credit cards more than I'd like. But I'm well paid so can afford to service my debts, I will eventually stop paying maintenance and so within 2-3 years of that should be pretty much debt-free and I rarely have to see my arsehole of a boss.

 

So as the truffster says, more of a whinge than a rant. But I WILL NOT fucking APOLOGISE!!!!! :@

From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 5 Jul 2011 13:15
To: johngti_mk-ii 5 of 28
You already have?
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 5 Jul 2011 13:16
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 6 of 28
You've got one - it's called the Sanatorium.
From: johngti_mk-ii 5 Jul 2011 13:18
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 7 of 28
Eh? Your doppelganger now works here by the way.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 5 Jul 2011 13:21
To: johngti_mk-ii 8 of 28
What's he doing over there?


quote: .1
(Not even sure this qualifies as a rant either) (Apologies)
quote: .4
But I WILL NOT fucking APOLOGISE!!!!!
EDITED: 5 Jul 2011 13:22 by BOUGHTONP
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 5 Jul 2011 13:41
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 9 of 28
I thought that was Trig's cage.
From: JonCooper 5 Jul 2011 13:43
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 10 of 28
trig doesn't live there anymore
From: johngti_mk-ii 5 Jul 2011 13:43
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 11 of 28

SHIT :@

 

I retract my apologies then. HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU XENOPHONE AND THE FUCKING HORSE YOU FUCKING RODE IN ON!!!!

From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 5 Jul 2011 13:49
To: JonCooper 12 of 28
I know, but I figured it was reserved for any possible return.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 5 Jul 2011 13:52
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 13 of 28
Meh. What's the difference between a Trig and a Truf?
From: koswix 5 Jul 2011 14:00
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 14 of 28
About 6 pints.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 5 Jul 2011 14:03
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 15 of 28
The letters 'u' and 'f' for a start. Plus what Kos said.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 5 Jul 2011 14:09
To: koswix 16 of 28
Is that how many extra pints you'd need before you'd snog the uglier of the two? Or how many pints Trig would need before he descended to the levels of inanity of the rabbit?

:P
From: koswix 5 Jul 2011 15:50
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 17 of 28
The latter.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 5 Jul 2011 18:11
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 18 of 28
Oh Paeter, you can be so cruel at times.
From: Kriv 7 Jul 2011 22:44
To: johngti_mk-ii 19 of 28
On the bright side we have around 4000 weeks on this rock we call home. Then you die.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 7 Jul 2011 22:56
To: johngti_mk-ii 20 of 28
If you're still alive when 2088 rolls around you should consider hiring bodyguards and/or calling the police - that bastard has just issued you a death threat!