Have you tried Ultra Shave? It's used to be about £15 a bottle but you can get multiple bottles on ebay for v cheap. It's my current shaving cream/after shave balm of choice.

I haven't had a clean shave in over 5 years now.

 

The hair left on my head gets the shortest my hair clippers can do, no guard, face gets the shortest my beard trimmer can do, once a week usually.

A few years ago 'Tomorrow's World' asked people for ideas of inventions they would like to see in the future.

My idea - which was read out - was for some kind of depilliation cream, similar to the stuff women use on their legs, to be produced strong enough to tackle beard stubble but not in a skin damaging way.

So far, no-one has taken up the idea :(

No, I'll give it a look thanks. At the moment I think I'm using something by "The Real Shaving Company" whatever they are.

All the ladies loved my shirt!

All what ladies, and how exactly did they express their love?

Well I have to be careful because I'm married, but all the ladies at work were ogling me. At least in my mind they were!