So, all this money you save on bills. What do you spend it on instead?

I'll bet it's going on pet insurance for the spiders.

I.. kind of want to have a discussion with you, but it's hard. Why do they only give you £60? A week? Are you on sickness / benefits? Have you been to Kenya? Have you actually ever shat in a bag?

He must've been delighted. A known scatologist, is he, or were you making some assumption based on his demeanor?