In future could you colour code your posts so the bits in black are what you mean and are serious about, and the bits in blue are the bits where you're being silly? I'm suffering cognitive dissonance on account of the booze someone's been putting chemicals in my tea.
The Russians had problems invading Georgia, never mind Europe. And surely Italy is first in line if Iran invades (I can't believe I just typed that)? Or does Italy get let off because they make a decent pizza?
No, I saw it in Doctor Who a year or two ago. A race of lizard people hibernating under Wales. Maybe they'll get the ferry over to Spain and drive down to the Catalans.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)18 Dec 2010 19:07
I find it easier if you just read all of it as if it were blue text. Or, better still, just don't read it at all. (I suspect our horny friend is displaying the effects of ageing after youthful exuberance playing with LSD).