Cos it's well dirty innit.

A figure like the front of a bus is too classy for me.

And a bit too windowy.

Presumably you wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of a gear stick.

 

The exhaust would be much more to your liking.

Absolutely, though I have been known in desperation to seek gratification in a radiator hose.

Oh man that's hot.

 

(fail)

I've always had a fear of them, ever since becoming trapped inside one as a child.

 

Play safe.

Do you ever post not-boring?

It's all just too dull to read though.

Well obviously.

In future could you colour code your posts so the bits in black are what you mean and are serious about, and the bits in blue are the bits where you're being silly? I'm suffering cognitive dissonance on account of the booze someone's been putting chemicals in my tea.

I think he did do that.

oh give over no way. Lizardy illuminati and all that? Why do the poor old Catalans cop it so specifically?

If the Illuminati are anything, why not lizards?

They're probably descended from dinosaurs; the best lizards of them all!

they make pretty terrible lizards IMO.

apparently, I meant fearfully great! Always learning.

The Russians had problems invading Georgia, never mind Europe. And surely Italy is first in line if Iran invades (I can't believe I just typed that)? Or does Italy get let off because they make a decent pizza?