How did he lose his grater? I know it's a sad time when a man misplaces his own cheese peeler, but what were the circumstances?

That would be a grateR loss, wouldn't it? Twat ;P

(fail)

 

cunt muffin.

If he is littlewibbly, I'll be sending that kid to boarding school. I've spent almost 7 years teaching him how to use apostrophes correctly and don't want it to be all for nothing.

Kids, you do all you can and all they do is break your heart! :(

 

(hug)

They do?

 

Shit - when does this happen, how old will my boy be before he starts rebelling while simultaenously asking for money?

 

If I can get him off to boarding school, or better yet, Australia, before this starts so much the better. He can come back when I'm in my dotage. :{)

The simultaneous rebellion/begging/demanding starts around 3 months and blends seamlessly into 19 years.

LMAO

 

Shit, you made me spit my coffee! :(

The boy's nearly 10 months old now, and has just started to fully realise his lung capacity. I guess this goes hand in hand with the rebellion.

Considering how much he took the piss when I was a regular round 'ere parts, how much worse did he get? :-&

he never really annoyed me at all, but some did seem to get right het up about it all

My only issue with him was that he made about as much sense and had about as much social awareness as an autistic 6 year old. It got tedious fast. At least the autistic 6 year old has cuteness and smartness on his side.

he never bugged me much at all
and this place is a lot quieter and duller without him
this lot hardly post much these days

If anything this place is a lot more lively than it ever was (I don't have the stats to back that up, but it feels busier lately). To give him credit for the downturn in posts is missing the obvious. If anything, it'll be the likes of Twitter and Facebook, both of which have caused a decline in popularity of most web forums, rather than him.

Every thread he ever posted in turned to shit.

Every time I read one of his posts, and the inevitable barrage of shit from him and everyone else that followed it, I lost the will to bother reading the rest of the thread and often moved on to the next one without reading the rest of the posts, whether they were from him or not.

And more times than I dare to admit I marked as read the entire forum and went and looked at something else instead.

It has been a lot busier in the last few weeks, or month or so. This is probably down to a few new members who are posting more, which no doubt encourages replies from the rest of us!

Reading his posts was like watching someone shit themselves in public. Revolting, but oddly compelling from a distance.

And your replies encourages me to reply. Post something interesting, Antoine, so that I can reply to you.

Alistair, daAAArlin!?