I'm from Yorkshire, I have been afflicted with an /accent/.

:-&

That means I'm now with BP... aparrently...

Congratulations to you both.

 

I'm sure you'll have years of happiness ahead.

 

Just so I know - which one's the 'man' of the relationship?

There's /accents/ and then there's /just speaking wrong/.

'ere, is thar saying that we don't know 'ow to spek, just 'cos we're spekin' wit 'tong?

Tha's reet theer, lisneen tuh tha tark lark tha' proper meks ma fuckeen ears urt lark inneet.

Aye.

 

Job's a good 'un.

 

As me grandpap used t' say:

 

Theers ne'er an arrand on yer stand pie.

Words to live by.

 

<puts on a thoughtful expression and walks off nodding>

Thar's learned a lesson and no mistakin'.

Nice.

When we say "fuck" it sounds better than when you say "fuck".

Does it fuck.

Fancy formatting doesn't stop you from being wrong :Y

You're a fucking Geordie so what the hell would you know. Also you've never heard me say fuck.

I say fuck the best.

 

Also, I say The because I sound like less of an idiot when saying it.

You do say 'fuck' quite well.

Still can't compete with the northern fuck.

 

It's hard to put into words, but the southern fuck is more of a fahk. Whereas the northern fuck is more of a fu-uck.

 

:|

Ant's from Bury though, so that's almost Northern.

I agree with mouse, you know how to say a good fuck.

Almost? Pah, very much northern!

Aye, not a million miles away - having not met Ant, I can only guess as to what he sounds like when saying fuck and my nearest cultural reference to anything Lancashire based is Coronation Street.

 

Unfortunately I've been subjected to it, mainly because of the wife's soap habits, and I'm now imagining Betty Turpin utilizing the aforementioned expletive to give my mind a greater understanding of how a fuck would sound coming from Bury.