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BP oil spill was sabotage

From: Mouse15 Dec 2010 20:59
To: ANT_THOMAS 13 of 25
37781.13 In reply to 37781.12
Has it ever replied to anyone in anything other than rambling quotes?
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From: ANT_THOMAS15 Dec 2010 21:00
To: Mouse 14 of 25
37781.14 In reply to 37781.13
I don't think so.
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From: Mouse15 Dec 2010 21:08
To: 15 of 25
37781.15 In reply to 37781.11
HELLO DEAR, WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA?
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From: graphitone16 Dec 2010 09:12
To: Mouse 16 of 25
37781.16 In reply to 37781.15
I'm not sure shouting's gonna help, with the pigeon english he speaks it'll take more than a fog horn like voice to make anything sink in.
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From: Mouse16 Dec 2010 09:38
To: graphitone 17 of 25
37781.17 In reply to 37781.16
Bring Brian Blessed in here.
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From: graphitone16 Dec 2010 09:58
To: Mouse 18 of 25
37781.18 In reply to 37781.17
Agreed - that'll sort him. Apart from strangulation, what's Brian up to these days?
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)16 Dec 2010 10:24
To: graphitone 19 of 25
37781.19 In reply to 37781.18
After a successful campaign on social networking site Facebook, satnav manufacturer TomTom has decided to record Brian Blessed's distinctive voice as an option for those using its satnav devices; Blessed's voice will be available in devices from October 2010
Seriously, it's enough to make me buy a TomTom (or update Fiona's)...
TAKE THE NEXT EXIT, STAGE LEFT
EDITED: 16 Dec 2010 10:25 by MR_BASTARD
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From: graphitone16 Dec 2010 11:53
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 20 of 25
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:'-D
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From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)16 Dec 2010 11:53
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 21 of 25
37781.21 In reply to 37781.19
I still don't understand why they paid John Rhys Davis to play Brian Blessed in the Lord of the Rings films, instead of just getting Brian Blessed in.
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From: af (CAER)16 Dec 2010 12:08
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 22 of 25
37781.22 In reply to 37781.19
It's enough to make more ignore the not-so-brilliant TomTom map graphics.

I'd have to connect the satnav to the car stereo for the full effect though.
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From: graphitone16 Dec 2010 13:50
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 23 of 25
37781.23 In reply to 37781.21
Brian doesn't do dwarfs and couldn't have lowered his voice enough to orate the 'toss me' line with the same gravitas John Rhys-Davis did.
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From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)23 Dec 2010 01:56
To: 25 of 25
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Nobody cares, dude.
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