But you come from Cornwall where grunts and groans count as pillow talk. Along with "baaaaa", of course.

 

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lol, good one

These people in these stories always seem to live in this corner of the country.

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Bird calls . . . 44 dB

I've often wanted to murder a loud bird at 4am in the summer.

I once got woken up by a loud bird tweeting. So I unfollowed her.

Baddum

And in this case, she lost hers.

In further news, it turns out that the fair Mme Cartwright's love calls had also been a source of complaint by a postman and a woman taking her child to school. Christ, they know how to live in Wearside: sex, a game the whole street can play. I bet they call her the community chest!

Hello?

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Hot stuff. I can see why the guy is having his mental health assessed in this one.

No amount of drugs can account for that!

They never learn, do they? The delectable Mrs Cartwright just cannot hold back when she needs to share her joy of life.

ohh, nice cheap trial then

I'd forgotten that fundamental corner stone of justice: make it cheap. :|

It is according to the Minister of Justice, or whatever his title is.

 

Anyhow, we're hardly talking about a potential miscarriage of justice resulting in someone doing years for a crime they didn't commit. It's a couple of slags who can't obey an ASBO.

They might have just had some porn on really loud.

I guess you're right

I do think people should be allowed to elect trial by jury

but it really seems a huge waste on what appears to be a very trivial case

Totally agree on it being a waste of time (and by expansion, money) dealing with this shit through the courts, but what other options are there?

buy her this?

(NSFW)

:'D

 

I'd love to see the Judge's ruling on that :D

 

Dangerous dogs have to be muzzled, so why not noisy bitches :D