Unnatural sex
From: Manthorp10 Nov 2009 09:52
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
2 of 31
I've had 'em both. They were about as natural as Sunny Delight.
I required a blue pill sandwich and two Moorlock masks in order to retain turgidity. But by jings, they're squeally.
I required a blue pill sandwich and two Moorlock masks in order to retain turgidity. But by jings, they're squeally.
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From: JonCooper10 Nov 2009 12:25
To: ALL3 of 31
It doesn't seem all that loud - acording to this thing I found ~
| dB(A) | Overall Level | Community Noise Levels (Outdoors) | Home and Industry Noise Levels | Subjective Loudness (Relative to 70 dB) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 120 | Uncomfortably Loud | Military jet aircraft take-off from aircraft carrier with afterburner at 50 ft . . . 130 dB | Oxygen Torch . . . 121 dB | 32 times as loud |
| 110 | Turbo-fan aircraft at takeoff power at 200 ft . . . 118 dB | Riveting machine . . . 110 dB
Rock band . . . 108 - 114 dB |
16 times as loud | |
| 100 | Very loud | Boeing 707 or DC-8 aircraft at one nautical mile (6080 ft) before landing
. . . 106 dB
Jet flyover at 1000 feet . . . 103 dB Bell J-2A helicopter at 100 ft . . . 100 dB |
8 times as loud | |
| 90 | Boeing 737 or DC-9 aircraft at one
nautical mile (6080 ft) before landing . . . 97 dB
Power mower . . . 96 dB Motorcycle at 25 ft . . . 90 dB |
Newspaper press . . . 97 dB | 4 times as loud | |
| 80 | Car wash at 20 ft . . . 89 dB
Propeller plane flyover at 1000 ft . . . 88 dB Diesel truck 40 mph at 50 ft . . . 84 dB Diesel train 45 mph at 100 ft . . . 83 dB |
Food blender . . . 88 dB
Milling machine . . . 85 dB Garbage disposal . . . 80 dB |
2 times as loud | |
| 70 | Moderately loud | High urban ambient sound . . . 80 dB
Passenger car 65 mph at 25 ft . . . 77 dB Freeway at 50 ft from pavement edge 10 a.m. . . . 76 dB |
Living room music . . . 76 dB
Radio or TV-audio. vacuum cleaner . . . 70 dB |
70 dB(A) |
| 60 | Air conditioning unit at 100 ft . . . 60 dB | Cash register at 10 ft . . . 65-70 dB
Electric typewriter at 10 ft . . . 64 dB Dishwasher (Rinse) at 10 ft . . . 60 dB Conversation . . . 60 dB |
1/2 as loud | |
| 50 | Quiet | Large transformers at 100 ft . . . 50 dB | 1/4 as loud | |
| 40 | Bird calls . . . 44 dB
Lowest limit of urban ambient sound . . . 40 dB |
|||
| 10 | Just audible | |||
| 0 | Threshold of Hearing | |||
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)10 Nov 2009 16:44
To: Manthorp
4 of 31
LMAO
EDITED: 10 Nov 2009 16:45 by MR_BASTARD
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)10 Nov 2009 16:47
To: JonCooper
5 of 31
This is prettier:
You're right, it's not /that/ loud. But it's the thought that counts (puke)
You're right, it's not /that/ loud. But it's the thought that counts (puke)
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From: JonCooper10 Nov 2009 18:49
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
6 of 31
yours is much better, couldn't find anything like that
[edit] wtf? her 'noise' was somewhere between 'raindrops' and 'normal converstaion' - hardly orgasmic
EDITED: 10 Nov 2009 18:51 by JONCOOPER
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From: Oscarvarium (OZGUR)10 Nov 2009 18:56
To: JonCooper
7 of 31
Surely it reached normal conversation levels after coming through the walls, meaning it would have been much louder had it been recorded at ground zero, so to speak.
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From: JonCooper10 Nov 2009 19:05
To: Oscarvarium (OZGUR)
8 of 31
I think it would depend on exactly what was being heard
I'd be ok with run-of-the-mill grunts, groans and suchlike
but audible verbal comments...maybe not
I'd be ok with run-of-the-mill grunts, groans and suchlike
but audible verbal comments...maybe not
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)10 Nov 2009 19:32
To: JonCooper
9 of 31
But you come from Cornwall where grunts and groans count as pillow talk. Along with "baaaaa", of course.
<legs it />
EDITED: 10 Nov 2009 19:33 by MR_BASTARD
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From: Mod_Inside (MODINSIDE)10 Nov 2009 22:58
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
10 of 31
But you come from Cornwall where grunts and groans count as pillow talk. Along with "baaaaa", of course.
<legs it />
<legs it />
lol, good one
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From: Gobfounded (YVE)11 Nov 2009 00:36
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
11 of 31
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From: Gobfounded (YVE)11 Nov 2009 00:37
To: JonCooper
12 of 31
quote:
Bird calls . . . 44 dB
I've often wanted to murder a loud bird at 4am in the summer.
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From: koswix11 Nov 2009 00:42
To: Gobfounded (YVE)
13 of 31
I once got woken up by a loud bird tweeting. So I unfollowed her.
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From: ANT_THOMAS11 Nov 2009 00:48
To: koswix
14 of 31
Baddum
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)11 Nov 2009 11:05
To: Gobfounded (YVE)
15 of 31
And in this case, she lost hers.
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)22 Jan 2010 17:18
To: ALL16 of 31
In further news, it turns out that the fair Mme Cartwright's love calls had also been a source of complaint by a postman and a woman taking her child to school. Christ, they know how to live in Wearside: sex, a game the whole street can play. I bet they call her the community chest!
Hello?
Hello?
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From: graphitone22 Jan 2010 20:20
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
17 of 31
</tumbleweed>
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From: Gobfounded (YVE)31 Jan 2010 01:39
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
18 of 31
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)31 Jan 2010 19:32
To: Gobfounded (YVE)
19 of 31
No amount of drugs can account for that!
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)30 Jun 2010 07:56
To: ALL20 of 31
They never learn, do they? The delectable Mrs Cartwright just cannot hold back when she needs to share her joy of life.
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