I think you've got a good voice, it usually comes across fairly well on Skype.

 

And (giggle) about mine. I swear too much. Mouse would definitely be a great choice.

too Southern (hugleft)

(you'd be good actually, but I suspect you'd need rei<s>g</s>ning in a bit. You'd need a steadying hand. So you + rendle would be good perhaps. But fuck me, two southerners (fail) )

DAMMIT. Only 13% of my life has been spent in the South :(

I agree with Drew. Well, I agree with him about some of the things he said, and in most cases not at all. But, speaking as a Northerner who's spent most of his life living with the Southerners, he's right about the pronunciations.

 

Haven't a clue about everyone's voices, though. The only times I've spoken to anyone else here were either in a pub, or over Skype while playing Vroom and failing to get my car to go in the right direction. I wasn't really paying attention to their diction (no, John).

THEN WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE SUCH A SOFT FUCKING SOUTHERN BASTARD???????

I am from the Posh bit of Yorkshire. Like Dominic West :(

Much as I'd like to try the impossible and refine you, I'm afraid that my spoken voice* is so monotonically dull that it's unbroadcastable (that's prounounced unbroadca'r'stable BTW) except as a cure for insomnia.

* As opposed to the one in my head, which sounds like that butch guy they use to do film trailers.

Damn, the stain that is my accent shall continue to pervade.

I'M BACK TALK TO ME

Ne'ermind, let's just call it a quaint throwback and learn to live with it.

I remember joining a Teh Counterstrike session, saying "hello everybody" and somebody replying "fuck me, you're posh."

 

Anyway, I propose accents and pronunciation as a topic for the test show.

I rather suspect that what they actually said was "fookmi yor posh"

Dude, what happened? Why the bee in a bonnet about accents? Were you bullied by Northerners at school?

:'D

I would like to offer my northern accent should it be required.

 

(Cassle, Rasscle, Garridge, Breakfast Dinner and Tea, etc).

... Byker Grove.

yeah.. Ffs. We're making the pilot this wednesday. Who's in?

As a gentleman who both used to livein Bath AND has frequent baths, I can assure you that you are wrong.

 

Any attempt at retaliation will be interpreted as racism against the people of Bath.