It IS you!

Im following that channel 4 mobile bands shitz.
Band band bands. eh.
This whole skinny jean, white trainers, silly hat, nonsence is doing my ed in, propa.
Men have a shape. STICK TO IT.
Thick legs, square shoulders, cut down hair, black belt.
Yes I repeat, BLACK BELT. Non of this white or red or pink nonsence.
Maybe brown on occasions.
Fuck im getting old.
Bring back the ladness of Oasis, the fun & seriousess of Blur please, and the experiementaion of Mansun and Kula Shaker all is forgiven.
Bring back the pianos , the aggressive rolling basslines, and anthemic qualities of 90s House.
I swear, ALL will be forgiven.

 

By the time yout 40 everyone wont have given a fuck about music in the past 10 years. Only the music they knew from age - 16 - 30.FACT.

Its in our nature to destroy ourselfs.

Do you like 2 Unlimited? They're /ace/ house music. Top '90s shit, man.

Fuck off.
2 Unlimited are shite.
But im willing to bet you fuckin love em.
So much, you touch yourself while listening to em dross sounds.

Nah, that's real house man.

 

Start up a dance this is your chance
To come with me and do the tribal dance!

 

Yeah!

Nah, thats not house. Euro trash pop tripe maybe.

You love it.

Hello.

That's your sister, that is.