To do the young scroat justice, I have witnessed him sink a Manthorpian quantity of booze with scarcely a hiccup.

Although I have also seen him wee in possibly the most public doorway in central Leeds, mid-afternoon. He's an enigma, and a bit of a sordid one at that.

That doorway was weed in very subtley, I'll have you know.

P.U.

 

If ever we meet up again, I'll bring one of Owen's NHS nappies. They're about the size of a duvet, so should see you through a decent session.

Will they fit in a secluded doorway however once they have satisfied their purpose?

The tape across the top will probably nicely attach them to some poor unsuspecting person's door handle.

Ok deal. Im there.
Where abouts in Scotland is the Northern meet?

It's in the southern bit of Scotland, York.

there is a train from Glasgow at 08:45, gets into York at 12:26, if you book today, value advance single C = just £16

go on Trig! I'll chum you down on the train if I can make it, when is this meet?

I'll even buy the tickets and meet you under the clock in central station with a carnation in my lapel. 

10th November - a fortnight tomorrow.