Will they fit in a secluded doorway however once they have satisfied their purpose?

The tape across the top will probably nicely attach them to some poor unsuspecting person's door handle.

Ok deal. Im there.
Where abouts in Scotland is the Northern meet?

It's in the southern bit of Scotland, York.

there is a train from Glasgow at 08:45, gets into York at 12:26, if you book today, value advance single C = just £16

go on Trig! I'll chum you down on the train if I can make it, when is this meet?

I'll even buy the tickets and meet you under the clock in central station with a carnation in my lapel. 

10th November - a fortnight tomorrow.