I need a miracle

From: Username11 Dec 2006 15:39
To: ALL1 of 84

Right, lets get to the nitty gritty. Im I mental?
Do you think in 5-10 years time you will see my mug in the national papers or TV News?

From: andy11 Dec 2006 15:52
To: Username 2 of 84
assbox.
From: milko11 Dec 2006 15:53
To: Username 3 of 84
assbox.
EDITED: 11 Dec 2006 15:54 by MILKO
From: Username11 Dec 2006 15:57
To: milko 4 of 84
assbox.
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)11 Dec 2006 16:00
To: Username 5 of 84
According to Wikipedia, if you show three (or more) of the following indicators, you have Antisocial Personality Disorder:
  1. failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest
  2. deceitfulness, as indicated by repeated lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure
  3. impulsivity or failure to plan ahead
  4. irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by repeated fights or assaults (both physically or mentally)
  5. reckless disregard for safety of self or others
  6. consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to sustain steady work or honor financial obligations
  7. lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another


I'd say you were a good candidate for all seven. Have you thought about seeing a doctor?

As for seeing your mug in the papers; "unemployed sociopath lives in Paisley" isn't really news.
From: Dave!!11 Dec 2006 16:06
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 6 of 84
Well he's definitely got 1. Not sure about 2, there's plenty of lying but he's usually pretty honest when flogging bits to people. 3 is a definite. 4 is also a definite. 5 doesn't really apply I don't think. 6 and 7 are also pretty definite.
From: Manthorp11 Dec 2006 17:13
To: Username 7 of 84
quote:
Do you think in 5-10 years time you will see my mug in the national papers or TV News?


No. You won't even have the status of an X Factor auditionee. Ever.
From: Stoo11 Dec 2006 18:47
To: andy 8 of 84
assboat

From: Username11 Dec 2006 19:59
To: Stoo 9 of 84
The internet. The gayness.
From: Username11 Dec 2006 19:59
To: Stoo 10 of 84

Is that bordum abolished now?
Think up anything you want, it will be on the internet.

From: Manthorp11 Dec 2006 21:10
To: Username 11 of 84
quote:
Is that bordum abolished now?


No, as far as I know Thompson's are still taking package bookings.
From: JonCooper11 Dec 2006 21:24
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 12 of 84
that list is worrying, I rekon 3 / 4 of them could apply to me !
From: Linn (INDYLS)11 Dec 2006 21:37
To: Username 13 of 84
From: JonCooper11 Dec 2006 22:17
To: Linn (INDYLS) 14 of 84
oops, dunno if I should post my results from that test ~

Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||| 46%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||| 62%
Schizotypal |||||| 22%
Antisocial |||||||||||| 46%
Borderline |||||| 26%
Histrionic |||||||||| 34%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||| 54%
Avoidant |||||||||| 38%
Dependent |||| 18%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||| 26%
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From: Username11 Dec 2006 23:39
To: ALL16 of 84
Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||| 42%
Schizoid |||||||||||||| 58%
Schizotypal |||||||||| 34%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||| 70%
Borderline |||||||||||| 42%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 62%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||| 38%
Dependent |||||||||| 38%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||| 58%
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From: Username11 Dec 2006 23:40
To: Username 17 of 84

Are we talking real life or online life here?

 

It dont matter a jot what you type on your keyboard online.

From: Manthorp11 Dec 2006 23:46
To: Username 18 of 84
quote:
Are we talking real life or online life here?


The distinction in your case is spurious. You're a fuckup in either.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)11 Dec 2006 23:58
To: JonCooper 19 of 84
Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||| 50%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||| 70%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Antisocial |||||||||||||| 54%
Borderline |||||||||| 38%
Histrionic |||||| 26%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||| 34%
Dependent |||||| 26%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||| 58%
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I'm a Schizo! :D
From: spinning_plates12 Dec 2006 00:16
To: Linn (INDYLS) 20 of 84
Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Schizoid |||||||||| 38%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||| 58%
Antisocial |||||||||| 38%
Borderline |||||||||||||| 54%
Histrionic |||||||||| 38%
Narcissistic |||||||||| 34%
Avoidant |||||| 22%
Dependent |||||||||| 34%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||| 38%
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