Noone must know.

From: Username 7 Dec 2006 16:41
To: ALL1 of 6
What the best way to commit suicide without letting anyone know?
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 7 Dec 2006 16:45
To: Username 2 of 6
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 7 Dec 2006 16:53
To: Username 3 of 6

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.suicide.holiday

 

Basically you need to make sure your body isn't found, and possibly provide some sort of believable reason for your complete disappearance. Perhaps tell friends and family that you've got a job opportunity in Schleswig-Holstein, then tie yourself to a big fucking boulder, take a load of sedatives, slit your wrists and jump in a loch.

 

Does this mean you don't need that £50?

EDITED: 7 Dec 2006 16:53 by RENDLE
From: Username 7 Dec 2006 18:32
To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 4 of 6

I do need £50.
I would never commit suicide. Just curious like.

From: Dave!! 8 Dec 2006 00:40
To: Username 5 of 6
If you give me £50, I'll tell you how to avoid losing £50 and how to avoid suicide. Guaranteed!
From: Manthorp 8 Dec 2006 01:04
To: Username 6 of 6
What's the issue with letting someone know?