Cracked my ball

From: andy31 Mar 2003 14:49
To: Manthorp 62 of 2579
That the one you sent me ages ago? Oops, forgot about that, think it's still buried in my inbox somewhere, sorry mate.
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 1 Apr 2003 03:21
To: milko 63 of 2579
Somebody told me a story involving something to do with the Eagles the other day there. I can't remember what it was about. It was in response to the fact that a mate of mine had texted me to see if I wanted to go to a Maria McKee gig, and then an hour later texted me to see if I wanted to go to a Marilyn Manson gig.

I later found out that he'd also asked another friend if they wanted to go to a Simply Red gig.

So yeah, funny how this thread keeps popping up.
From: milko 1 Apr 2003 03:30
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 64 of 2579
Your friend wants killing.
From: Manthorp 1 Apr 2003 04:28
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 65 of 2579
*Somebody told me a story involving something to do with the Eagles the other day there. I can't remember what it was about.*

Nice to see you maintaining the quality of the thread, Wingnut.
From: Darren 2 Apr 2003 03:14
To: ALL66 of 2579
Phew. I think it's finally dying.
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From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 2 Apr 2003 03:20
To: Mr (M00RL0CK) 68 of 2579
Like the Eagles, you mean?
From: Darren 2 Apr 2003 03:25
To: Mr (M00RL0CK) 69 of 2579
Excellent.

<continues not posting at all>
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From: Manthorp 2 Apr 2003 04:43
To: Darren 70 of 2579
My God! Even The Eagles haven't killed it. It truly is The Thread That Limps Pathetically On Forever.
From: Darren 2 Apr 2003 04:49
To: Manthorp 71 of 2579
I don't see how, though. Everyone is completely ignoring it.
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From: patch 2 Apr 2003 04:55
To: Mr (M00RL0CK) 73 of 2579
Sorry? What was that? You'll have to speak up, I can't hear you over the sound of "Best of The Eagles" playing. Next door, obviously.
From: milko 2 Apr 2003 04:56
To: ALL74 of 2579
<hovers over 'Close for posting' button>
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From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 2 Apr 2003 05:12
To: Mr (M00RL0CK) 77 of 2579
Did you see ER last Wednesday night? Some guy came into the ER and was declared dead, and then new doctor bloke got his heart working again. He was braindead though.

Braindead. Peter Jackson. Was the King Kong story a hoax?
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 2 Apr 2003 05:16
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 78 of 2579
Yes.
From: Darren 2 Apr 2003 05:31
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 79 of 2579
I saw a documentary about a woman who had a daughter who had a brain stem but no brain so she could stay alive indefinitely but was didn't have a brain to be human with. The woman treated her like a normal child even though the doctors tried to pesuade her that it was a human body with no human inside.

I think Mattel bought the copyright to the genes.
From: Voltane 2 Apr 2003 05:41
To: ALL80 of 2579
Eagles.
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 2 Apr 2003 06:08
To: Darren 81 of 2579
Ulrika - The Early Years.