Teh Mars Race

From: Manthorp 5 Mar 2017 22:17
To: koswix 17 of 26
Indeed: 115 at my collection's height.  I wound it down a few years ago to pay for no. 2 son's cricket tour to St. Kitts & Nevis (he drank his way through the entire thing), but I still have the star attractions, including Buck Rogers blasters from 1936 & 37 respectively.  They'll keep the Zerg at bay.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 6 Mar 2017 00:12
To: Manthorp 18 of 26
Well, we just watched The Martian, and I've decided to stay home.
From: Manthorp 6 Mar 2017 00:34
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 19 of 26
Aye, Smiffy: poo potatoes aren't the most enticing incentive.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 6 Mar 2017 00:36
To: Manthorp 20 of 26
Also, I hate disco.
From: Manthorp 6 Mar 2017 00:46
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 21 of 26
Defo not a candidate for Teh Mars mission then.  Stay at home and tell the children of the alt stoneage that we will return.  But warn them against eating the spuds of the gods.
From: koswix 6 Mar 2017 11:36
To: Manthorp 22 of 26
[painfully forced puns about having a BLAST and all those SHOTS etc.]
From: koswix 6 Mar 2017 11:37
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 23 of 26
I read the book before watching the film. Absolutely hilarious. I read in bed, and got in trouble more than once for bursting out laughing at 3am :D
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 6 Mar 2017 14:18
To: koswix 24 of 26
Yeah, MrsD. read the book and she thought it was vastly superior to the film (as usual, I suppose).

I found the film moderately amusing, but it couldn't hold a candle to Gravity as a brutally realistic space escape adventure.
From: Serg (NUKKLEAR) 6 Mar 2017 15:52
To: ALL25 of 26
I reckon it'll actually be Ken, he'll quietly beat all the others...
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 6 Mar 2017 17:34
To: Serg (NUKKLEAR) 26 of 26
I imagine he'll get to Mars, then injure himself falling off the ladder as he descends to set foot on the planet.

(Too soon...?)