External HD or dock

From: Chris (CHRISSS)29 Jul 2015 19:14
To: Manthorp 10 of 28
Do you have an extra long one? (ITWAKTATTJ) Cables out of your arse I mean.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)29 Jul 2015 19:50
To: Chris (CHRISSS) 11 of 28
I've heard that Throb's dick is anything but flimsy. Although IIRC, it only seems to be him that says it.
From: Chris (CHRISSS)29 Jul 2015 19:56
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 12 of 28
And Greg I believe.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)30 Jul 2015 04:53
To: Chris (CHRISSS) 13 of 28
(nod)
From: Manthorp30 Jul 2015 15:54
To: ALL14 of 28
Yes, I had to extend the power cable, though the SATA data was long enough functionally, if not for elegant usage.  But I am used to scrabbling about on my knees, wrangling male connectors.
From: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) 3 Aug 2015 10:53
To: Chris (CHRISSS) 15 of 28
How big a hard drive do you need (since I happen to have a 3TB one, still sealed)?

It's this ( http://www.amazon.co.uk/Samsung-Station-External-Desktop-Drive/dp/B00C9TEOCA ) one.

Long story short, we ordered one and two turned up. I'm not in the slightest bit honest, so I thought I'd sell it. Interested?

£65...any haggling will increase the price.  :-Y
From: koswix 3 Aug 2015 12:33
To: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) 16 of 28
I'll give you twenty quid and I won't report you for fraud.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 3 Aug 2015 13:23
To: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) 17 of 28
Send me both, and I won't report you for fraud.
From: Chris (CHRISSS) 3 Aug 2015 13:26
To: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) 18 of 28
Just send me one and I won't report you for fraud but I'll report the other two for blackmail.

Thanks but I've ordered some cables like Manthorp's idea. Shouldn't really need more than about 300GB.
From: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) 3 Aug 2015 14:00
To: Chris (CHRISSS) 19 of 28
Fair enough, guess I'll do the honest thing and send it back.

 
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 3 Aug 2015 14:32
To: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) 20 of 28
 T_T
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 3 Aug 2015 17:41
To: ALL21 of 28
I'm gonna report you all for fraud, blackmail, and lion murdering. :@
From: Chris (CHRISSS) 3 Aug 2015 21:08
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 22 of 28
I haven't seen any dentists in here.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 3 Aug 2015 21:33
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 23 of 28
Before: Cecil with head on

EDITED: 4 Aug 2015 09:17 by DSMITHHFX
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 4 Aug 2015 05:24
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 24 of 28
Don't, you'll make poor Jimmy Kimmel cry. Apparently.
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 4 Aug 2015 09:18
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 25 of 28
Oops. Wrong server.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 4 Aug 2015 18:23
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 26 of 28
Jimmy is booing, RIGHT NOW!

I hope you're satisfied you heartless bastard! :@
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 4 Aug 2015 18:53
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 27 of 28
After

From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 4 Aug 2015 20:55
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 28 of 28
Jimmy is quite literally swimming in a mixture of his own tears and vomit.

I hope he drowns, then you can mount his head too.