I'd rather you didn't. If you must, however, all you need do is give them a six-pack of Bud, a dilapidated pickup truck and any greasy mongrel. Make sure to take along a set of binoculars. If the pickup truck runs and has big tires, things could get quite interesting quickly.

Ahh, but what then when viewed with coloured stereoscopic spectacles?

My next phone: http://nophone.myshopify.com

Sounds good for dealing with Sue.

One clank in the ear hole might provide endless understanding.

(Giggle) or as we say around these parts; a twilt round the lug 'oil.

Love yours better. ;-)

Ahh, I see. So she is a fat foreign woman doing streetcorner protesting in England, eh?

Anyone willing to posit the Daily Mail as a valid source is not worth wasting time on.

I think you are interested in her. Quite.

No it isn't.

So...

Wow. Next you'll be trying to tell me how to tie my laces by laying the strap of velcro across its partner. ¬_¬

(p.s. You might like to pay attention to the part of the results page where it says "Page 2". If you need help adding 10 and 3 you can put those eight characters into Google to get the answer...)