BIG Issue...

From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)25 Dec 2014 18:58
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 45 of 76
"The domain name VisitDover.co.uk is for sale for guide price £949"
EDITED: 25 Dec 2014 18:58 by BOUGHTONP
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From: fixrman25 Dec 2014 20:58
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 47 of 76
Fatties try harder and cook better.
 
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From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)25 Dec 2014 22:55
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 49 of 76
That should be the mandatory greeting for everyone on earth.
From: fixrman26 Dec 2014 18:01
To: graphitone 50 of 76
Thanks for an incredibly intelligent response. Perhaps you could have a chat with some of the rednecks and bigots over 'ere. It may be an exercise in total futility, but I'd like them told just the same.
From: graphitone26 Dec 2014 20:28
To: fixrman 51 of 76
I've never met redneck, but have watched the entire 'King of the Hill', so feel well versed in their ways. I reckon I could track and trap one. What are the rules for releasing them into the wild?
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From: fixrman27 Dec 2014 05:31
To: graphitone 53 of 76
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What are the rules for releasing them into the wild?

I'd rather you didn't. If you must, however, all you need do is give them a six-pack of Bud, a dilapidated pickup truck and any greasy mongrel. Make sure to take along a set of binoculars. If the pickup truck runs and has big tires, things could get quite interesting quickly.

From: fixrman27 Dec 2014 14:43
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 54 of 76
Ahh, but what then when viewed with coloured stereoscopic spectacles?

From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)27 Dec 2014 14:57
To: ALL55 of 76
From: fixrman27 Dec 2014 18:14
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 56 of 76
Sounds good for dealing with Sue.

One clank in the ear hole might provide endless understanding.
From: graphitone27 Dec 2014 20:08
To: fixrman 57 of 76
(Giggle) or as we say around these parts; a twilt round the lug 'oil.
From: fixrman27 Dec 2014 20:20
To: graphitone 58 of 76
Love yours better. ;-)
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From: fixrman31 Dec 2014 23:46
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 60 of 76
Ahh, I see. So she is a fat foreign woman doing streetcorner protesting in England, eh?
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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 1 Jan 2015 15:23
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 63 of 76
Anyone willing to posit the Daily Mail as a valid source is not worth wasting time on.
From: fixrman 1 Jan 2015 15:35
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 64 of 76
I think you are interested in her. Quite.