Ah, that all makes perfect sense now. :-|

S'a good cartoon though, I'll read through the archives.

I've heard about your short arms, and realise what an everyday trial short limb syndrome can be.

I myself am deficient in many ways, though thankfully freaky shortness isn't one of them. My disability means I'll never be able to play the sousaphone.

that's the best one of all, but there's some other gems.

You might be surprised to learn that my arms are in fact of entirely normal length. My disability is to have stood in a photograph several years ago that had a peculiar perspective effect going on in it. I want a sousaphone now though.

I'm liking the randomness of them, just seen the Moistened Your Provender one - that's become a favourite!

 

Let's face it - who doesn't want a sousaphone?!

 

'Specially a rock band type controller one. The one in that picture looks like bontempi went the whole and have the ability to produce a whole marching band of their squeaky, petulant instruments.

Me.

You're no fun anymore (fail)

 

You used to be cool.

Maybe you've got an overly long torso instead.

If I remember correctly (and I do, because 'tis forever etch'd in my mind) you were in a similar pose, and wearing a marginally less garish shirt, to this:

And with a marginally less gormless look on his face. Very marginal.

I'm afraid any post-Xmas meet I now turn up to will have to be a fair few weeks after new year. I broke my leg two days before Christmas and I'm still in hospital.

I read on Facebook, Ouch, dude! Get well soon.

Eef!

 

Get well soon!

And how did you do that then mate? Hope it heals quick and you are out of the hopital even quicker!

Cheers guys. I fell over on some black ice in the road just outside my house, while walking to my car to go to work for the last day before my holidays kicked in. Kinda wished I'd have booked the Thursday off too now.

D'oh!

 

{{{Paul}}}